petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

(via joyridng)

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

(via bandsphanbritishtv)

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

(Source: eternalgirlscout, via bandsphanbritishtv)

severalgoblins:

i just got a text from someone i didnt know that said “happy birthday!” so i was like “wrong number but happy birthday to whomever this was meant for” and then i just got another text from a different unknown number that said “thank you!”

(via bandsphanbritishtv)

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

(via bandsphanbritishtv)

holy trinity + text posts

(Source: bastows, via notgerard)


Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via dutchster)

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

(via paxamgays)

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

(via paxamgays)

the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

(via joyridng)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via lesbianforgerard)

If we don’t protect the galaxy, who will?

(Source: jamesfords, via danisnotofire)

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(via allon-sy49)

babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

(via allon-sy49)